Hi-ho, fellow ramblers. It is I, your trusty news broadcaster, back from a recent trip to the local Shady Rest for some tests on the ol’ ticker. It ticks still. The nurses were nice—until, that is, I started arranging wheelchair races. I thought the “Southcrest 500” had a nice ring to it. I suppose the final straw was when I put apple juice in the specimen cup. When the nurse came for it, I started to hand it to her, then said, “This looks kind of cloudy. Let’s put it through one more time,” and drank it down. You know, I didn’t think nurses were supposed to use that kind of language. But what do I know? I’m not a medical professional, just a common ordinary rambler. So, now that I am back home and wearing clothing that covers all of me, what say we ramble on?
First of all, this that has nothing to do with anything. I have several of the Beatles albums that were digitally remastered. Amazing. I now hear instruments I never knew were on those songs. The same with the Pink Floyd remastered CDs. It’s like hearing these albums all over again for the first time. As I write this, I’m listening to the latest “remastered” master: Jethro Tull’s Aqualung. Released as a 40th anniversary tribute, this is truly amazing beyond words. You need to get it and listen over and over again. I know I will.
If you do get this album, you better get it soon. An asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier is schedule to pass by us on Tuesday. It’s trajectory will bring it closer than the moon. What are the chances of it striking the earth? About the same as the Taliban TV system adding TBN to its line-up. At least this time around. Give it a hundred years or so and then we’ll talk about doomsday.








