Category Archives: Saturday Ramblings

Hello, imonks, and welcome to the weekend. Gay emojis banned in Russia, Rambo turkeys, re-directed art and ricocheting armadillos. Ready to Ramble? Marvel continued their amazing run: Antman was the 12th Marvel movie in a row to open at number 1. Yes, Antman. A movie about a superhero whose special power is…to shrink to antContinue reading “Saturday Ramblings, August 1, 2015”

Hello imonks, and welcome to the weekend. Ready to Ramble? Good thing he doesn’t have to run for re-election. Pope Francis’s approval rating in America has plummeted in the last year. The drop-off has been especially sharp among American conservatives: “This decline may be attributable to the pope’s denouncing of ‘the idolatry of money’ and attributing climate changeContinue reading “Saturday Ramblings, July 25, 2014”

Hello, imonks, and welcome to the weekend. Shall we Ramble a bit? Of course the big news in foreign policy was the agreement with Iran, which puts their nuclear program under international oversight. “This deal offers an opportunity to move in a new direction”, the President said on Tuesday. The GOP candidates fell all over eachContinue reading “Saturday Ramblings, July 18, 2015”

Hello,imonks, and welcome to the weekend. Ready to Ramble? This Tuesday is the All-star game for Major League Baseball, also known as the sport time forgot. Regrettably, there is some tension in the imonastary. You see, dear imonks, while Chaplain Mike and I share many great traits (Van Gogh adoration, ear-wax collections) we disagree withContinue reading “Saturday Ramblings, July 11, 2015”

Hello, imonks, and welcome to freedom! Ready to Ramble? Are you having Watermelon at your cookout this weekend? Need some pointers on how to cut that baby up? Here ya go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upb1XMwKTSI Well, this is classy. The Milwaukee Art Museum will display a portrait of Pope Benedict  XVI . . . made of condoms. The museum admitted itContinue reading “Saturday Ramblings, July 4, 2015”

Hello, imonks, and welcome to the weekend. Shall we Ramble? There is some annoyingly serious stuff we need to cover this week. So we will balance it with some weird, medieval paintings thrown in randomly. Not sure weird medieval paintings will lighten things up? They will if we give them some modern captions: 

Hello, friends, and welcome to the weekend. Ready to Ramble? First, some good news for the Democrats: Donald Trump and Donald Trump’s hair are running for the Republican nomination (despite having by far the most unfavorable ratings among his own party of any nominee in recent history). Official campaign slogan: “We Shall Overcomb.” His ramblingContinue reading “Saturday Ramblings, June 20, 2015”

These guys resting on the Rambler are watching the amazing Pastor Dan as he “hangs ten” on a gnarly wave off the coast. While Dan’s away playing in the surf, your humble Chaplain is attempting to fill his flip flops by leading us in some Saturday Ramblings. So, let’s go! • • • TWO BIGContinue reading “Saturday Ramblings – June 13, 2015”

Hello, Imonks, and welcome to the weekend. Ready to Ramble? And just a reminder, this is a “Duggar and Caitlyn Free Zone”. If you talk about them I will edit your post [yes, I can do that] so that it fawns over Joel Osteen. Then I will ban you from the internet. For life.

Hello, friends, and welcome to the weekend.  Ready to Ramble? Hey, did you know Jim Bakker is still around.  Remember Jim?  You know, Tammy Faye, Jessica Hahn, and the air-conditioned doghouse?  Yeah, that guy.  Apparently he’s pastoring some mega-church [because a lot of us Christians are morons] and, of course, has a TV show. YouContinue reading “Saturday Ramblings, May 30, 2015”