Another Look: My View of Scripture (at this point)

Note from CM: Here is another look at something I wrote back in 2011, and have edited and re-run a couple of times. Now here again I present, for your consideration and discussion, a summary of my perspective on Scripture (at this point in my understanding). In the light of our ongoing discussion on Greg Boyd’s new book, I found it helpful to revisit this statement. I hope you will too.

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  • The Bible is from God. It is one of the means by which God has made himself known to human beings. The various books of the Bible were composed and edited and put together under the mysterious method of “inspiration,” by which God worked mostly through normal human processes to communicate his message.
  • The Bible is incarnational. That is, it comes to us in fully human form, taking the words of people written in their own times, from within their own cultures, according to the genres and literary conventions common to their day, and within the confines of their own limited perspectives, to communicate God’s message.
  • The Bible involves a complex conversation of faith over time. The Bible contains multiple voices, a diversity of narrative and theological perspectives, and a development of thought over time. For example, Joshua and Judges present two sides of the conquest of Canaan. Ecclesiastes and Job protest the wisdom tradition represented by a book like Proverbs, which even in its own pages presents several points of view. The “history” of Chronicles presents a different scenario of the same events than we see in the books of Kings. This diversity is only a problem if we expect the Bible to be something it is not—a timeless and perfectly consistent, always harmonizable record that is precise in every detail according to modern standards of accuracy.

 

  • The Bible came to us through the community of faith. Recognizing that there were human processes involved in the final editing and canonization of the Bible also highlights how God used people to bring the Bible as a final product to the world. The Hebrew Bible was put together mostly during and after the Babylonian exile. The church took nearly four centuries to complete the canonization process for the New Testament. Our understanding of the nature, authority, and message of Scripture must take these human processes into account as well.
  • The Bible is the church’s primary authority (Prima Scriptura). The fact that the church functioned for the first four centuries of its life without a complete Bible means that it cannot have sole authority apart from the church, the Holy Spirit, and the apostolic traditions (the “rule of faith”). For Protestants, at the very least this means we must make a fresh commitment to learning church history, the creeds, and the early Church Fathers for a fuller understanding and practice of the faith.
  • The Bible is true. “True” is a better way of describing the Bible than “inerrant” or “infallible” or any such words that grow out of modern categories. After all, what is an “inerrant” poem? An “infallible” story? The Bible is true because it tells the truth about God, the state of the world, human life and death, sin and salvation, wisdom and foolishness. But most of all because it tells the truth about the Truth himself and leads its readers to him.
  • The Bible is God’s story. Any individual passage or part of the Bible should be read and interpreted in the light of its big picture, its overall pattern and message. This is the point of having a biblical “canon” — an accepted “library” of inspired books that have been recognized to work together to communicate a divine message. The final form of the Bible tells a “Christotelic” story. From “in the beginning” to “in the end of days” the story constantly develops and moves forward to its culmination in Christ and the new creation. This story must always determine our emphases when interpreting its message.
  • The Bible’s central focus is Jesus. The apostles testify that Jesus taught them to see that the purpose of the Torah, Prophets, and Writings is to point to him and his good news, which restores God’s blessing to all creation. The New Testament, of course, tells Jesus’ story and accounts of the apostolic community that experienced and spread his good news. The Bible is not God’s final word, but is rather a primary witness to Jesus, God’s final Word.
  • The Bible does not contain every detail of God’s will for his people’s lives. In the Bible, God gives adequate instructions to guide his people to practice lives of love for God and neighbor. On the other hand, God expects that many implications of the Gospel will be worked out only over the course of time, in and through (and despite!) his people, until the consummation of the age. The Bible is not a “handbook” for living, with detailed instructions for every aspect of life. The Bible is not “sufficient” to answer all of life’s questions. It was not designed to do that, and we risk becoming pharisaical if we try to maintain that opinion.
  • The Bible must be interpreted and constantly reinterpreted. No one simply “believes what the Bible teaches.” People have put together any number of “statements of faith” and doctrinal statements over the course of history, claiming to represent “what the Bible teaches,” and they do not all agree. This should give us pause. Interpreting the Bible means participating in complex conversations and debates akin to the conversations within the scriptures themselves. Furthermore, as human knowledge grows and we understand facts of history and science, etc., more fully, our approach to the ancient writings in the Bible will change too. This does not mean we are ceding “authority” to human disciplines over the Bible itself. It simply reflects the reality of increasing knowledge and the ongoing task of seeking deeper wisdom.
  • The Bible doesn’t need me or anyone else to defend it. Christians do not need to prove that the Bible is a perfect book, free from “error” (as we define it today) in every way in order to have a secure faith or to present a case for Christ to the world. We need a credible, reliable witness that is self-attesting in its divine truthfulness, beauty, and power. This we have in the Bible.

Easter V: Pic & Cantata of the Week

Nesting Dove

(Click on picture for larger image)

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Today we present the first two movements from a cantata about Jesus’ promise of a Comforter, the Holy Spirit.

Bach’s cantata BWV 108, based on the Gospel passage John 16:5-15, is called “Es ist euch gut, daß ich hingehe,” translated “It is expedient for you that I go away.”

Craig Smith writes:

Jesus’ predictions of what would happen to the church and how his followers would deal with matters of faith after his departure are mostly dealt with in the Gospel of John. These difficult and sometimes esoteric concepts are the basis for most of the Sundays between Easter and the Ascension. The Sunday called Cantate has one of the thorniest readings in the whole lectionary. Marianne von Ziegler uses two extensive quotes from the designated passage from the gospel of John as the cornerstone of her text for the Cantata BWV 108.

The work begins with an elaborate aria for bass, oboe d’amore and strings. In it Jesus tells the disciples that it is good that he is leaving them; that only with his absence can the Holy Spirit be there. …The oboe d’amore takes the lead with an elegant extremely flexible line, so highly ornamented and unpredictable in its direction that the accompanying strings can hardly keep up. By the third bar the opening statement has become mysterious and attenuated. It becomes progressively clear that the melody represents the Holy Spirit, something undefinable and later on clearly characterized [in the KJV] as “for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak.” This concept of the Holy Spirit as something that is a reflection of those who perceive it is central not only to the imagery of this cantata, but also to the very structure of the music.

It is good for you that I should go away;
for if I do not go away

the comforter will not come to you.
But if I go

I shall send him to you.

The opening bass aria is followed by an aria for tenor with a powerful, wide-ranging violin accompaniment in which the disciple responds with a statement of trust.

No doubt can disturb me
from hearing your word, Lord.
I believe, if you go away

then I can be comforted
that among the redeemed
I shall come to the haven I long for.

The IM Saturday Brunch: For Mom, Of Course!

THE INTERNET MONK SATURDAY BRUNCH

”It is talk-compelling. It puts you in a good temper, it makes you satisfied with yourself and your fellow beings, it sweeps away the worries and cobwebs of the week.”

Mother’s Day and brunch — they just belong together, don’t they? Well, our gastronomic and consumeristic observances of the holiday today may miss the point of the original Mother’s Day, according to an article at National Geographic from 2014, marking the 100th anniversary of the commemoration.

Anna Jarvis

As Mother’s Day turns 100 this year, it’s known mostly as a time for brunches, gifts, cards, and general outpourings of love and appreciation.

But the holiday has more somber roots: It was founded for mourning women to remember fallen soldiers and work for peace. And when the holiday went commercial, its greatest champion, Anna Jarvis, gave everything to fight it, dying penniless and broken in a sanitarium.

It all started in the 1850s, when West Virginia women’s organizer Ann Reeves Jarvis—Anna’s mother—held Mother’s Day work clubs to improve sanitary conditions and try to lower infant mortality by fighting disease and curbing milk contamination, according to historian Katharine Antolini of West Virginia Wesleyan College. The groups also tended wounded soldiers from both sides during the U.S. Civil War from 1861 to 1865.

In the postwar years Jarvis and other women organized Mother’s Friendship Day picnics and other events as pacifist strategies to unite former foes. Julia Ward Howe, for one—best known as the composer of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”—issued a widely read “Mother’s Day Proclamation” in 1870, calling for women to take an active political role in promoting peace.

…Largely through Jarvis’s efforts, Mother’s Day came to be observed in a growing number of cities and states until U.S. President Woodrow Wilson officially set aside the second Sunday in May in 1914 for the holiday.

“For Jarvis it was a day where you’d go home to spend time with your mother and thank her for all that she did,” West Virginia Wesleyan’s Antolini, who wrote “Memorializing Motherhood: Anna Jarvis and the Defense of Her Mother’s Day” as her Ph.D. dissertation, said in a previous interview.

“It wasn’t to celebrate all mothers. It was to celebrate the best mother you’ve ever known—your mother—as a son or a daughter.” That’s why Jarvis stressed the singular “Mother’s Day,” rather than the plural “Mothers’ Day,” Antolini explained.

…Anna Jarvis’s idea of an intimate Mother’s Day quickly became a commercial gold mine centering on the buying and giving of flowers, candies, and greeting cards—a development that deeply disturbed Jarvis. She set about dedicating herself and her sizable inheritance to returning Mother’s Day to its reverent roots.

To mark this Mother’s Day weekend, here’s a video tribute to ten of the top TV moms who showed us the way (or not) from the small screen:

BEST COMMENCEMENT SPEECHES EVER

May is also the month when schools have commencement ceremonies to recognize their graduates and launch them into the world.

NPR has put together a site with a hand-picked selection of over 350 commencement addresses, going back to 1774, which you can search by name, school, date or theme. You can also randomly scroll through some of the most memorable quotes from the speeches. Here are a few:

OPEN TABLE TOPIC OF THE DAY: GIVING UP THE “FRIGHTFUL FIVE” 

In the NY Times Tech section, Farhad Manjoo is fretting the power of the “frightful five” in his life — Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google (Alphabet), and Microsoft.

This is the most glaring and underappreciated fact of internet-age capitalism: We are, all of us, in inescapable thrall to one of the handful of American technology companies that now dominate much of the global economy. I speak, of course, of my old friends the Frightful Five: Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Microsoft and Alphabet, the parent company of Google.

So he engaged in a thought experiment: “If an evil, tech-phobic monarch forced you to abandon each of the Frightful Five, in which order would you do so, and how much would your life deteriorate as a result?”

If you’d like to participate and answer this, you can go to his column and take the companion quiz. And of course, we’d like to hear how you respond to this game of choices.

OTHER QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK…

If your church closed its doors tomorrow, would the surrounding community notice?

Does scripture uphold the teaching of an “age of accountability”?

Is America’s real national pastime looking for ways to get offended?

Can liturgy simplify worship for those who are cognitively impaired?

Is the word “random” misleading when speaking of evolution?

Can a black Christian doctor in the southern U.S. be driven by his faith to be an abortion provider?

What is progressive Christian political theology, and is it coherent?

Who is the Benedict Option for, and should there be other options for different kinds of Christians?

OVERWHELMING RESPONSE!

From the Daily Mail:

The mayor of an Italian village who proposed paying people €2,000 to move there has begged people to stop ringing him after thousands tried to take him up on his offer.

Daniele Galliano floated the idea on Facebook in a bid to encourage more people to live in Bormida, a hamlet of 394 in the mountainous region of Liguria in north-west Italy.

With the nearest major city – Genoa – more than 50 miles away, the village’s population has dwindled. Under mayor’s scheme, tenants would be paying as little as €12.50 a week in rent as part of a scheme to boost numbers.

But in just four days 17,000 people from around the world called the local council eager to find out more about the mayor’s offer. His Facebook post has been deleted and Galliano has insisted: ‘It was only a suggestion.’

…’The news has been reported incorrectly and reached a worldwide audience. Italy is a wonderful country but, like others, it is in an economic crisis. Thanks anyway for your interest.’

Oh man, and I was looking for an affordable way out of Trumplandia.

A FEW OTHER STRANGE STORIES FROM THE WEEK

Arizona hiker seeking free pizza ends up needing to be rescued.

Teenager achieves dream of a year’s supply of chicken nuggets.

Scotland’s one-woman Rubbish Party wins seat in local elections.

Danish brewer puts the “P” in pilsner.

Teen goes to prom in an open coffin, hearse.

FIGHTING BACK AGAINST “WEAPONIZED” CHURCH DISCIPLINE

Kudos to our friends at The Wartburg Watch, who are telling the story of First Baptist Church in Sapulpa, OK to a broader audience.

In response to a new pastor, who led a top-down implementation of change in this congregation from a traditional Baptist church to a neo-calvinist 9-Marks system, a group of folks in the church started a blog called The Sapulpa Messenger to warn others about these kinds of “takeovers” that threaten Baptist congregations.

Here is the video they produced to get people’s attention:

A MOVING TRIBUTE TO MOMS IN GOD’S CARE

From RNS:

Most sons send their mom a card or maybe some flowers for Mother’s Day. Film composer Stephen Edwards, a Catholic, wrote his mom a requiem Mass, complete with 50-voice children’s choir, a 100-voice adult choir and 50 musicians.

Oh, and he got it performed at the Vatican and it aired on Italian television.

This weekend, “Requiem for My Mother,” an hourlong documentary about Edwards, his mom and the staging of the requiem, airs on most PBS stations. Edwards, who is 55 and has scored dozens of films and television shows, talked with RNS about his mother, Rosalie, who died somewhat suddenly of ovarian cancer in 2006. He talked about how writing a requiem — a musical Mass for the dead — helped him both honor her and move beyond his grief.

I encourage you to go to the RNS piece and read about how writing a requiem — a musical Mass for the dead — helped Stephen Edwards honor his mother and process his grief. HERE you can watch a trailer of the PBS presentation that will air on Mother’s Day.

For our musical selection today, we present the lovely “Pie Jesus” from Edward’s work. If you are remembering your mother today in the communion of God and all the saints, may the Spirit of comfort grant you and your family peace and hope.

The Conundrum of a Warrior God (4)

The Crucifixion, John Martin

Greg Boyd’s “Cruciform Hermeneutic”

The cross does not just happen to be the place where God decided to concretely illustrate the kind of love he eternally is. The cross rather contains within itself a logic that necessitates that we embrace it as the definitive, unsurpassable revelation of God’s loving nature. (CWG I, p. 154)

The crucified Christ…is nothing less than the key that unlocks all the secrets of Christian theology. (J. Moltmann, quoted in CWG I, p. 159)

The claim I will be defending throughout this work is that there is a way of interpreting Scripture’s violent portraits of God that not only resolves the moral challenges they pose but that also discloses how these portraits bear witness to God’s non-violent, self-sacrificial, enemy-loving character that was definitively revealed on Calvary. (CWG I, xxxiv)

I have argued that Jesus is “the center and circumference of the Bible” while the cross is the center and circumference of Jesus. And this means that everything in Scripture should be interpreted through this lens, including the OT’s violent portraits of God. Moreover, it means that while there are other criteria by which proposed interpretations of passages can be evaluated, such as their correspondence to the teaching of the whole canon, the ultimate criterion that interpretations must be assessed by is their correspondence to the revelation of God on the cross. (CWG I, p. 227)

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It’s hard to know where to begin when responding to a 1400 page, two volume work. So I’ve decided to cut right to the chase in looking at Greg Boyd’s The Crucifixion of the Warrior God. The heart and soul of Boyd’s argument is what he calls the “Cruciform Hermeneutic.” I simply want to try and set this out before you as best I can today for your consideration and our discussion.

The Cruciform Hermeneutic can be summarized like this:

  • The heart and center of Jesus’ identity and mission is the cross.
  • On the cross, Jesus provided the definitive revelation of who God is — a God of self-giving, non-violent, enemy-embracing love.
  • We are to read all scripture and its portrayals of God in the light of this supreme revelation on the cross.
  • If we do that, even the Bible’s violent depictions of God as a Divine Warrior must in some way point to the cross and the loving God it reveals.

Thus, the subtitle for Greg Boyd’s book is “Interpreting the Old Testament’s Violent Portraits of God in Light of the Cross.”

If you’ve been reading the past two days, I think you can see some differences between Boyd’s approach and the ones we’ve discussed from John Polkinghorne and Pete Enns.

Those scholars emphasize principles of accommodation and development. The violent depictions of God in the Hebrew Bible such as those in Joshua regarding the conquest of Canaan represent ancient ways of understanding God that remain intact in scripture. God accommodates himself to the points of view of the authors of scripture and allows them to tell his story.

Furthermore, the Bible shows a process of growth and maturation in the knowledge of God as Israel’s story develops. Since, in Enns’s words, “God lets his children tell the story” in their own words and out of the socio-cultural context in which they lived, we read many things in the Hebrew Bible that represent more immature perspectives. But one characteristic of the Hebrew Bible is that it contains an ongoing conversation in which these perspectives are debated within Israel. For example, the Israelites under Joshua could hardly conceive of God showing mercy to their enemies as they seized their land, while prophets like Isaiah envision a time when all nations will live in peace. The prophet Nahum calls down judgment upon Assyria, while the story of Jonah emphasizes God’s mercy toward the Ninevites. And so on.

Greg Boyd discusses these ways of reading the Hebrew Bible along with some of the other ways the church has wrestled with such violent portraits of God and their incongruity with the self-giving love of God revealed in Jesus. He lists two broad categories of approach:

  • The Dismissal Solution, as represented by Marcion, who simply set aside the Hebrew Bible as having any authority for Christians.
  • The Synthesis Solution, in which interpreters accept that Christ is the supreme revelation of God, but because of a “high” view of scripture, believe that we must simultaneously accept the Hebrew Bible’s violent depictions of God as accurate revelations.

I have difficulties with the way Boyd defines and describes these “solutions” and delineates their adherents, but we’ll save that for another day. The main point is that Boyd rejects these approaches as insufficient for a proper theological reading of the Bible.

The Synthesis Solution, as well as the Dismissal Solution, are premised on the post-fifth-century assumption that the meaning any particular divine portrait had for the original audience is the meaning it must have for us. Both approaches thus assume that the revelation of God in Christ affords us no privileged insight into the ultimate meaning of these portraits. And this is why these approaches assume that the only options available to us are to either reject these portraits and hold fast to the absoluteness of the revelation of God in Christ, or to embrace the surface meaning of these portraits and to thus allow them to qualify the revelation of God in Christ (p. 418).

Boyd’s alternative to these options is what he calls “The Reinterpretation Option.”

If, as I have argued, all Scripture must bear witness to the crucified Christ, and if we can neither dismiss nor simply embrace the OT’s violent divine portraits, our only remaining option is to look for a way of interpreting these portraits that discloses how they reflect the self-sacrificial love of God revealed on Calvary.

He sees this option reflected in the writings of a number of early church fathers, including Justin Martyr, Irenaeus, Gregory of Nyssa, John Cassian, and especially Origen. Boyd’s approach differs somewhat from these witnesses, in that they interpreted the offensive materials in the OT allegorically.

Origen, for example, saw the conquest narratives “as types and shadows of the spiritual conflict Jesus had to engage in and, therefore, that his followers are to engage in” (p. 445). This, according to Boyd, reflects the church father’s “spiritual warfare worldview,” an apocalyptic perspective that sees the conflicts throughout creation as cosmic battles between God and the unseen powers of evil and sin.

What Greg Boyd shares in common with Origen and others is theological approach to the biblical texts. In setting forth his cruciform hermeneutic, he does not try to actually engage the difficult texts of the Hebrew Bible and offer any novel interpretations of them. In fact, he does not deny that, in many of those texts (though not all), the authors intended to ascribe violence to God or to portray him as commanding it.

Rather, here — and at this point in my analysis I think this is the key to understanding Boyd, as well as the ultimate reason that I don’t think he can fully justify his approach — Boyd is encouraging us to come at the text indirectly, through a particular theological lens that allows us to see a deeper “meaning” in it. To read the Bible correctly (and thus come to terms with these texts), we must take up an explicitly theological way of reading.

Here is one of the key passages of CWG. Read this carefully; it is central.

Rather, as I mentioned in the introduction to this volume, the hermeneutic I am proposing is theological in nature, for it is premised on the conviction that God’s definitive self-revelation on the cross gives us a perspective that can discern a dimension of truth in OT passages, and especially in its violent depictions of God, that the authors of the passages could not have discerned. I will argue that as we interpret these violent portraits through the lens of the cross, we can discern that what God was doing when he “breathed” these violent portraits through ancient authors anticipates, participates in, and thereby bears witness to what God did in a decisive manner, and for all humanity, on the cross. We can, in a word, discern in these violent portraits that God was bearing the sins of his people and was thereby taking on an ugly literary semblance that reflected that sin, just as he did in a historical way for all humanity on Calvary. (p. 457)

Next week, we’ll talk more about this remarkable book, and I will try to give more of an analysis and response to Greg Boyd’s approach.

Minds, Brains, Souls, and Gods: A Conversation of Faith, Psychology and Neuroscience – Part 1

I am going to blog through the book: Minds, Brains, Souls and Gods: A Conversation on Faith, Psychology and Neuroscience by Malcolm Jeeves.  Malcolm Jeeves is Emeritus Professor of Psychology at the University of St. Andrews, and was formerly President of The Royal Society of Edinburgh. He established the Department of Psychology at St. Andrews University and his research interest’s center on cognitive psychology and neuropsychology.

Here is a brief video where he talks about some of the same issues.

The book is set up similar to C.S. Lewis’ Letters to Malcolm, Chiefly on Prayer as a dialogical between a student, “Ben” and a teacher “Malcolm”.  The dialogue reflects almost a half century of teaching in a university setting and is based on discussions, email exchanges, and questions with students in the Department of Psychology at St. Andrews University.

Malcolm Jeeves

The chapter headings are:

  1. What is Psychology, and How Should We Approach It?
  2. What is the Relationship between the Mind and the Brain?
  3. How Free Am I? Free Will and Determinism
  4. Determinism, Genetics, and the “God Gene”
  5. Have Benjamin Libet’s Experiments Exploded the Free-Will Myth?
  6. But Is It All in the Brain? The Emergence of Social Neuroscience
  7. But What About the Soul?
  8. Don’t Parapyschology and Near-Death Experiences Prove the Existence of the Soul?
  9. What Makes Us Human? The Development of Evolutionary Psychology
  10. Are Humans Different? What About Morality in Animals
  11. What is the Difference Between Altruism, Altruistic Love, and Agape?
  12. Does Language Uniquely Define Us as Humans?
  13. Does My Brain Have a “God Spot”?
  14. Does God Guide and Direct Us?
  15. Does Neuropsychology Have Anything to Offer Pyschotherapy and Counseling?
  16. Are Religious Beliefs the Twenty First Century Opium of the People? What About Placebo Effects?
  17. What About Spirituality? Is It a Separate “Religious” Part of Me?
  18. Can Science “Explain Away” Religion?
  19. Where Next?
Most Evangelical’s Position on Faith and Science Issues

I have long desired to dive into these issues and I especially look forward to a lively discussion here at Internet Monk.  Jeeves is a Christian, but this is no crass apologetic.  His psychology students are wrestling with these issues and he honestly wrestles right alongside them.  So far into the book he has taken the tact of honestly addressing the science and, as I have urged repeatedly in these posts, take what is true as true and go at it head on and not stick said head in the sand.

In the first chapter: What is Psychology, and How Should We Approach It?  Jeeves give his student a brief overview of how psychology has developed.  In the nineteenth century almost all major Christian groups assumed a seamless relationship between “psychological care” and “soul care”.  That relationship began to change beginning with early 20th Century Freud’s psychoanalysis the mid-century emergence and dominance of “behaviorism”.  Behaviorism, also known as behavioral psychology, is a theory of learning based on the idea that all behaviors are acquired through conditioning (think Pavlov and his dogs).  Behaviorism’s greatest advocate was B. F. Skinner who considered free will an illusion and human action dependent on consequences of previous actions.

B.F. Skinner

Two famous quotes from Skinner:

“Ethical control may survive in small groups, but the control of the population as a whole must be delegated to specialists—to police, priests, owners, teachers, therapists, and so on, with their specialized reinforcers and their codified contingencies.”

And:

“It is a mistake to suppose that the whole issue is how to free man. The issue is to improve the way in which he is controlled.”

I consider Skinner’s philosophy as behaviorism gone to seed or taken to reductio ad absurdum.

Behaviorism was succeeded by what Jeeves calls the “cognitive revolution”.  The cognitive revolution is the name for an intellectual movement in the 1950s that began what are known collectively as the cognitive sciences. It began in the modern context of greater interdisciplinary communication and research. The relevant areas of interchange were the combination of psychology, anthropology, and linguistics with approaches developed within the then-nascent fields of artificial intelligence, computer science, and neuroscience.  The cognitive revolution continues and now has, in part, merged with developments in neuroscience.

Sadly, some Christians see psychology as an archenemy of the faith, a view reinforced by surveys of academics that show psychology faculty members to be the least religious group.  In popular media there are 3 basic themes that get played over and over:

  1. Psychological knowledge is primarily to help people cope with mental and emotional problems
  2. It is about the links between what is happening in our minds and brains, and
  3. With the celebration of Darwin, that it is about how human psychological characteristics evolved from rudimentary forms elsewhere in the animal kingdom.

Jeeves says:

Regarding balance, I think that science, including the scientific approach to psychology, does have much to offer today’s world.  However, with great success in scientific work comes the temptation to develop a misunderstanding of the scientific enterprise.  As the examples of changing views about dementia shows, at times we have to realize that the assertions that come from science are tentative…

I just received a book that describes five different approaches that Christians have taken to relating to what is happening in psychology with what Christians have traditionally believed.  Some of the contributors support your concerns that an overtly scientific approach misses important things that psychology can teach us.  Other contributors feel strongly that psychology, and particularly modern psychology, has been in error by not making greater references to religion.  The whole are of what is called “transformational psychology”, for example, would see the scientific approach as too limited, a view shared by some of those psychologists who are engaged primarily in clinical psychology and counseling.

On a personal note, I have had family members with mental health issues and have some experience with clinical psychology and psychiatry.  As I think I said once before, the competence of this profession varies widely.  I have had experience with “Nouthetic” counseling (total crap) and New Age Woo Woo from the secular side as well.  But I’ve seen competent, caring professionals that have helped my family members immensely.  I will agree with Malcolm Jeeves though, that “just science” is too limited an approach in this profession.

The Conundrum of a Warrior God (3)

Joshua Commanding the Sun to Stand Still, John Martin

Note from CM: First of all, I want to commend and thank everyone for one of the best discussions of the Bible and theological issues this week that I’ve ever been part of. This has been most stimulating and encouraging.

Today, as we prepare to look at Greg Boyd’s book, The Crucifixion of the Warrior God, I give you one more quote on the nature of Scripture, especially in the light of some of the ways it portrays God and some of the apparently less-than-edifying materials it contains. Lewis’s focus is not on the violent passages such as the conquest, but on the Psalms. But the Psalms raise, in some ways, similar issues. How does God speak through words of humans about God and addressed to God? Words that convey clearly all of our human limitations and foibles? Words that are imperfect and messy; as Lewis says, “untidy and leaky”?

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This is from C.S. Lewis and his book, Reflections on the Psalms.

The human qualities of the raw materials show through. Naïvety, error, contradiction, even (as in the cursing Psalms) wickedness are not removed. The total result is not ‘the Word of God’ in the sense that every passage, in itself, gives impeccable science or history. It carries the Word of God; and we (under grace, with attention to tradition and to interpreters wiser than ourselves, and with the use of such intelligence and learning as we may have) receive that word from it not by using it as an encyclopedia or an encyclical but by steeping ourselves in its tone or temper and so learning its overall message.

To a human mind this working-up (in a sense imperfectly), this sublimation (incomplete) of human material, seems, no doubt, an untidy and leaky vehicle. We might have expected, we may think we should have preferred, an unrefracted light giving us ultimate truth in systematic form— something we could have tabulated and memorised and relied on like the multiplication table. One can respect, and at moments envy, both the Fundamentalist’s view of the Bible and the Roman Catholic’s view of the Church. But there is one argument which we should beware of using for either position: God must have done what is best, this is best, therefore God has done this. For we are mortals and do not know what is best for us, and it is dangerous to prescribe what God must have done— especially when we cannot, for the life of us, see that He has after all done it.

…Certainly it seems to me that from having had to reach what is really the Voice of God in the cursing Psalms through all the horrible distortions of the human medium, I have gained something I might not have gained from a flawless, ethical exposition. The shadows have indicated (at least to my heart) something more about the light. Nor would I (now) willingly spare from my Bible something in itself so anti-religious as the nihilism of Ecclesiastes. We get there a clear, cold picture of man’s life without God. That statement is itself part of God’s word. We need to have heard it. Even to have assimilated Ecclesiastes and no other book in the Bible would be to have advanced further towards truth than some men do.

• C.S. Lewis

The Conundrum of a Warrior God (2)

The Deluge, John Martin

Note from CM: When I have a question about reading the Hebrew Bible, one of my first stops is Pete Enns. We reviewed his great book, The Bible Tells Me So: Why Defending Scripture Has Made Us Unable to Read It, a while back, and since one of its emphases is on helping Bible readers understand its portrayal of the violent, genocidal God portrayed in many OT texts, I thought we should hear from him on this week when we’re considering Mr. Boyd’s new book, The Crucifixion of the Warrior God.

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God killing people, both Israelites and others, isn’t a last-ditch measure of an otherwise patient deity. It’s the go-to punishment for disobedience. To put a fine point on it, this God is flat-out terrifying: he comes across as a perennially hacked-off warrior-god, more Megatron than heavenly Father. We’re not the first ones to be puzzled and bothered about God’s violence in the Bible; both Christians and Jews have worked on this issue ever since there’s been a Bible.

• Peter Enns

Let’s focus on one particular issue of the Warrior God in the Hebrew Bible — his treatment of the Canaanites.

Pete Enns reminds us that the Canaanites are toast from the beginning of the Hebrew Bible. Right after the Flood, Noah’s son Ham treats his drunken, naked father with disrespect. In response, Noah goes ballistic, cursing Ham and all his progeny forever. Turns out that means the Canaanites. Right from the beginning. Long before we ever get to Joshua and the conquest, we have been forewarned that “Canaanite” is a dirty word, and that they are doomed from the start.

Later, in preparation for the conquest, here’s what the author of Deuteronomy recorded as God’s instructions to the invading Israelites:

But as for the towns of these peoples that the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, you must not let anything that breathes remain alive. You shall annihilate them—the Hittites and the Amorites, the Canaanites and the Perizzites, the Hivites and the Jebusites—just as the Lord your God has commanded, so that they may not teach you to do all the abhorrent things that they do for their gods, and you thus sin against the Lord your God.

• Deut 20:16-18

Enns comments on our impulse to vindicate God for these horrific commands.

Many Bible readers feel the strong impulse to get God off the hook for acting this way, which means finding a good way to end the following sentence: “It’s a perfectly fine and right thing for God to order the extermination of Canaanites and take their land because . . .”

Over the course of several chapters, he discusses a few of the most common, unsatisfying answers people give and responds to them effectively, showing that they really don’t hold up.

  • God is the sovereign king of the universe, and his unfathomable will is not to be questioned by puny mortals, so shut up about it.
  • Sure, Jesus talks about loving your enemies, but Jesus also talks about throwing sinners into hell to burn forever.
  • Sure, God killed Canaanites, but we have to balance it out with those parts where God was nicer.
  • The Canaanites got exactly what they deserved because they were utterly morally corrupt.

Then Peter Enns suggests a different approach.

He starts by suggesting that we respect the Bible’s ancient voice and realize that we are hearing stories from a very old time, place, and cultural context. The Israelites shared with their neighbors a common tribal view of the world — “Taking land and defeating enemies with the blessing of the gods was as common in the ancient world as Dunkin’ Donuts in New England.”

Second, he reminds us that, at least at this point in our understanding, archaeology does not support that the “conquest” of Canaan by the Israelites happened as the biblical narrative tells us. It appears that, whatever happened, the tales became exaggerated so that, for Israel, these narratives were transformed into great war sagas of battles with the Canaanites.

Third, being the ancient tribal people that they were, telling stories of their tribal past and glorifying tales about being led into battle by a warrior God against a God-cursed enemy is what we should expect if God let the Israelites tell the story. As Enns puts it:

The Bible — from back to front — is the story of God told from the limited point of view of real people living at a certain place and time.

It’s not like the Israelites were debating whether or not to go ahead and describe God as a mighty warrior. They had no choice. That’s just how it was done— that was their cultural language. And if the writers had somehow been able to step outside of their culture and invent a new way of talking, their story would have made no sense to anyone else.

The Bible looks the way it does because “God lets his children tell the story,” so to speak.

…I think at least parts of the Bible work something like that. It may be hard— sometimes impossible— to see the history in Israel’s stories, but we do get a good picture of how these ancient Israelites experienced God.

Reading the Bible responsibly and respectfully today means learning what it meant for ancient Israelites to talk about God the way they did, and not pushing alien expectations onto texts written long ago and far away.

Reading scripture this way means not reading it “flatly,” as though everything we find in it is to be equally accepted and endorsed — even things its authors say about God and/or historical events. The Hebrew Bible is not a “book” but an compilation of writings that is characterized by an ongoing conversation. There are debates between different perspectives going on within the scriptures themselves concerning Israel’s history and what it means. The story of the conquest is actually a great example of this, as the books of Joshua and Judges set before us two entirely different accounts of the “conquest.” We can’t reconcile them; we are meant to read them side by side. This forces us to think, to become part of the conversation, to seek wisdom.

Reading scripture this way also means, as Enns says, “the ancient tribal description of God is not the last word.” The Hebrew Bible portrays an ancient tribal nation that acted like one and for whom capturing land and keeping their enemies at bay by violence, slavery, and extermination was a way of life and survival. But in the ongoing conversation, other voices are heard. One further example of this is the conversation going on between books like Jonah and Nahum. One pronounces doom upon the city of Ninevah and the Assyrians while the other rebukes Israel for not understanding that God’s mercy is to be extended to those same “enemies” — “And should I not be concerned about Nineveh, that great city, in which there are more than a hundred and twenty thousand people who do not know their right hand from their left, and also many animals?” (Jonah 4:11)

For Christians, we see this ongoing conversation as moving to a point of resolution in the good news of the Messiah, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. In a context of military occupation by foreign enemies who had seized the land God promised to Abraham, Jesus encouraged his followers to love their enemies not destroy them. And rather than exerting violence against those who opposed him, he ultimately absorbed the violence within himself and laid down his life for them.

Jesus, Israel’s final prophet, is the ultimate voice in the conversation. As Peter Enns affirms: “And for Christians, the gospel has always been the lens through which Israel’s stories are read— which means, for Christians, Jesus, not the Bible, has the final word.”

Navigating the Conundrum of a Warrior God (1)

The Great Day of His Wrath, John Martin

I am currently working through Greg Boyd’s massive and challenging new book, The Crucifixion of the Warrior God: Volumes 1 & 2, his two-volume explanation and defense of a hermeneutical approach that Christians can take to resolve the disparities between the wrathful, violent, even genocidal God of the Hebrew Bible and God revealed through the non-violent teachings and actions of Jesus, especially the cross. I had hoped to have some material ready to share with you by now, but I’m still working through how to best capture and summarize 1400 pages of fairly intricate reasoning.

This subject has, of course, become an issue of intense interest in the 21st century. Since 9/11/2001, horrific violence in the name of religion has been in the spotlight, and Jews and Christians as well as Muslims have had to face their own legacy of killing on behalf of God.

For we Christians, our problem starts with the Bible’s portrayal of God in the Old Testament. When we compare that with the revelation of God through Jesus, Boyd finds himself dealing with serious questions.

I have come to believe that Jesus revealed an agape-centered, other-oriented, self-sacrificial God who opposes violence and who commands his people to refrain from violence (e.g., Matt 5:39-45, Luke 6:27-36). I also believe in the divine inspiration of the Old Testament, primarily because I have good reason to believe Jesus treated it as such. …Yet I and everyone else who shares these two convictions face a condundrum.

How are we to reconcile the God revealed in Christ, who chose to die for his enemies rather than crush them, with the many OT portraits of Yahweh violently smiting his enemies? How are we to reconcile the God revealed in Christ, who made swearing off violence a precondition for being considered a “child of your Father in heaven” (Matt 5:45) with the portraits of Yahweh commanding his followers to slaughter every man, woman, child, and animal in certain regions of Canaan (e.g., Deut 7:2, 20:16-20)? How are we to reconcile the God revealed in Christ, who with his dying breath prayed for the forgiveness of his tormentors (Luke 23:34) and who taught his disciples to forgive “seven times seventy” (Matt 18:21-22), with the OT’s portraits of God threatening a curse on anyone who extended mercy toward enemies (Jer 48:10; cf. Debt 7:2, 16; 13:8; 19:13)? And how can we possibly reconcile the God revealed in Christ, who expressed profound love for children, promising blessings on all who treated them well and pronouncing warnings for all who might harm them (Luke 18:15-17; Matt 10:42, 18:6-14), with the OT portrait of God bringing judgment on his people by having parents cannibalize their own children (Lev 26:28-29; Jer 19, 7,9; Lam 2:20; Ezek 5:9-10)?

As I process Boyd’s book, I thought we might review what a few others have said on this subject. We start today with the  Rev. Dr. John Polkinghorne, whose book, Testing Scripture: A Scientist Explores the Bible, takes what he calls a “developmental” view of the Bible’s presentation of God and his dealings with his people and their world. We blogged through this book a few years ago, and this is an edited re-post of one of our articles.

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“Development,” chapter two of John Polkinghorne’s small book on the Bible, is, for some, one of the more controversial sections in Testing Scripture. Whether you end up agreeing with him or not, you will admire his courage in dealing with some of the toughest questions honest Bible readers face.

We all know the story of how “Joshua fit the battle of Jericho,” and we delight in what it teaches us about how God gives victory to his people. However, if we have any human sensitivity, we shudder in horror when we read Joshua 6:21: “Then they devoted to destruction by the edge of the sword all in the city, both men and women, young and old, oxen, sheep, and donkeys.” This and other texts that attribute massacres and genocide to the express command of God himself are difficult for modern readers to swallow. Even more challenging is reconciling this portrayal of God with what Scripture tells us of Jesus, who said, “Love your enemies.”

How do you deal with these seemingly incompatible views of God’s nature and ways?

Here is how John Polkinghorne handles the conundrum. He writes:

I believe that response to this dilemma demands the recognition that the record of revelation contained in Scripture is one of a developing understanding of the divine will and nature, continuously growing over time but never complete, and quite primitive in its earliest stages. Only slowly and falteringly could progress be made in Israel towards gaining a fuller comprehension of the reality of God.

This solution will probably not be acceptable to evangelicals and others who hold more conservative views about the nature of the Bible. There may be development of doctrine in Scripture, they would say, but even the earliest and most so-called “primitive” depictions of God were inspired by him and are accurate portrayals of his character and actions. If the Bible records that God commanded the destruction of their enemies, it is not just telling us that this is how the Hebrews, with a less developed view of God, interpreted their mission. Rather, that is what God actually commanded his people, and the divinely inspired account accurately records his perspective, not theirs. If the Bible says that God told them to do something, that’s what happened. With such an interpretive approach, the next step is inevitably to become an apologist for God, to defend the record of “inerrant” scripture as accurate reporting, and to come up with explanations that vindicate God of wrongdoing.

However, John Polkinghorne sees this development as part of the human side of Scripture. “We can recognize within it an unfolding process of insight and understanding as God’s nature was progressively revealed,” he says. Thus, the earlier depictions reflect an incomplete and inaccurate knowledge of God and their own time-bound interpretations of the events they were experiencing. “A primitive society could conceive no better insight than the use of force against unbelievers as the expression of its faithful following of Yahweh, the God of Israel.”

Polkinghorne gives a few other examples of development in the Hebrew Bible:

  • In earlier parts of the Bible, Israel held henotheistic beliefs — they owed Yahweh exclusive allegiance but the gods of the other peoples around them were also real and a threat that must be faced. However, by the time of Second Isaiah, “henotheism has uncompromisingly become monotheism. There is no divine reality at all other than Yahweh” (Isa 42:8, 43:10).
  • Likewise, the concept of individual responsibility only arose later in Israel’s history, whereas in early narratives we read about people like Achan, whose entire family suffered for his personal sin.

John Polkinghorne suggests that this “multilayered” understanding of Scripture may help us come to grips with some of the depictions or so-called “contradictions” in Scripture. “Often passages in the canonical text, presented as if they were a unity, have in fact been formed by intermingling material drawn from a variety of sources, composed at different times and, therefore, reflecting different stages of development.”

As those who worked with the sacred texts read and edited them into their final form, they let stand conundrums, conflicts, and inconsistencies that perplex readers to this day.

Thus it is clear that before the Hebrew Bible reached its final canonical form there was a long developmental process, involving reworking of much that had been inherited from the past in the light of the understanding and experience of the present. Yet the editors who assembled the final text apparently did not find it necessary to smooth out the differences present in the sources that they used. Instead, the deposit of many generations was often allowed to stand together in the formation of Scripture. The long process of development was not obliterated in order to produce the appearance of a single consistent text. The explorations of the past were not to be totally obscured from view.

Easter IV: Pic & Cantata of the Week

Tulip Tears

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The Gospel for this Sunday in Bach’s day was John 16:16-23, a text in which Jesus warns his disciples, “Very truly, I tell you, you will weep and mourn, but the world will rejoice; you will have pain, but your pain will turn into joy.”

‘A little while, and you will no longer see me, and again a little while, and you will see me.’ Then some of his disciples said to one another, ‘What does he mean by saying to us, “A little while, and you will no longer see me, and again a little while, and you will see me”; and “Because I am going to the Father”?’ They said, ‘What does he mean by this “a little while”? We do not know what he is talking about.’ Jesus knew that they wanted to ask him, so he said to them, ‘Are you discussing among yourselves what I meant when I said, “A little while, and you will no longer see me, and again a little while, and you will see me”? Very truly, I tell you, you will weep and mourn, but the world will rejoice; you will have pain, but your pain will turn into joy. When a woman is in labour, she has pain, because her hour has come. But when her child is born, she no longer remembers the anguish because of the joy of having brought a human being into the world. So you have pain now; but I will see you again, and your hearts will rejoice, and no one will take your joy from you. On that day you will ask nothing of me. Very truly, I tell you, if you ask anything of the Father in my name, he will give it to you.

Bach’s cantata for Jubilate Sunday (Easter IV), BWV 12 – “Weinen, Klagen, Sorgen, Zagen,” is plaintive, meditative, and utterly beautiful. It is one of his earlier works in Weimar (1714), revived for later use in Leipzig in 1724. Today we will listen to parts 1-2 of this poignant cantata, the opening Sinfonia and the chorus, “Weeping, lamenting, worry, apprehension”. In contrast to most of Bach’s triumphant and optimistic Easter cantatas, this cantata reminds the listener that “We must enter through much tribulation into God’s kingdom.”

The Sinfonia has a lovely oboe solo that draws us in to the quiet, thoughtful atmosphere of the entire piece. The chorus, in which the words marking the disciples’ sadness are pronounced and then overlap, was later arranged by Bach to form the Crucifixus of the great Mass in B minor. These movements, as well as the arias that follow and final chorale of BWV 12, remind us through their breathtaking beauty that God’s joy may be found even in the midst of tears.

Weeping, lamentation,
worry, apprehension,
anxiety and distress
are the bread of tears of Christians
who bear the mark of Jesus.

Text by Salomo Franck

Saturday Brunch, May 6, 2017

Hello, friends, and welcome to the weekend. Ready for some brunch?

Let’s start with some sporty-type-stuff. Chaplin Mike likes some game called “baseball”. Apparently it used to be popular, back when the games ran an hour and a half instead of twice that. His favorite team, of course, is the Chicago Cubs, who just won something called “The World Series” which, I hear, America has totally dominated. Like Europe isn’t even trying. Anyway, this week their trophy [along with the Boston Red Sox’s trophy from 2004] went crowd-surfing…and suffered some damage. And this is why we can’t have nice things.

Got a friend who is a huge baseball fan and a plumber? Yes? Is he dead? Yes? Then naturally you take his ashes into ballpark restrooms around the country and flush them down the toilet, right? That’s what Tom McDonald decided, anyway.  Tom and Roy Riegel were Mets fans and childhood friends in Queens, not far from — wait for it — Flushing Meadows, where the Mets play. After Roy died Tom thought up his plan. So far, Roy has gone down the tubes in 16 stadiums. Tom says he usually uses the facilities after he sends Roy on his way. “I always flush in between, though. That’s a rule of mine”.

And some baseball stadiums are now selling the Grub Box, which is a bunch of chicken fingers and frys attached to a large drink, with a straw going down into the drink. Add some guns and this might be the most American picture ever: 

An American man was arrested over the weekend after trying to smuggle 67 pounds of pot across the Mexican border. That happens often, I am told. But the man in question does get points for creativity. The pot filled up a coffin in a hearse. He also put manure in the marijuana mausoleum, hoping the smell would fool the search dogs. They were not fooled.

A group of Yale graduate students are staging a “Hunger Strike” outside the school president’s home; they want better pay and conditions. Yale provides graduate students annual stipends of between $29,000 and $34,450, plus free tuition and health care for the students and their families. Over six years the support equals nearly $375,000 per student and increases to $445,000 for those with families. The university administration said in a statement that they understood the students concerns, but “strongly [urge] that students not put their health at risk or encourage others to do so.”

Turns out they needn’t have worried. According to a pamphlet the hunger strike is “symbolic” and protesters can leave and get food when they can no longer go on. Oh. A symbolic hunger strike. Well, that’s cool, I guess. In any case, the students shouldn’t have to travel far when they do get hungry. The Yale Republicans are setting up a bbq about 50 feet away.

While we’re talking about the Ivies, I ran across an interesting tidbit from a Dartmouth survey of their students.

Surprised?

Taco Bell will begin selling triangular pieces of chicken dipped in nacho cheese sauce. It is calling this treat “Naked Chicken Strips” so that its regular customers can finally enjoy something naked. It also announced that it will be adding beer to the menu at certain restaurants in Canada. So now going to Taco Bell will lead to getting drunk and not the other way around.

President Trump will be making his first foreign trip as POTUS later this month. He is planning to visit the symbolic homes of the three Abrahamic faiths as he makes a plea for global unity. Trump will visit Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the Vatican.  An administration official said, “The purpose of this meeting is to bring together all the different countries and all the different religions in the fight against intolerance and to defeat radicalism.”

So his first stop will be in Saudi Arabia, and I’m sure the folks there can’t wait to meet this staunch critic of intolerance against Muslims. Then he will travel to Jerusalem, and meet with the leaders of both Israel and the PLO. If the weather won’t let him play golf, he may even take a shot at solving the Mideast crisis. A deal between the two sides, Trump said Wednesday, “is something that I think is frankly, maybe, not as difficult as people have thought over the years.”

Lastly he will visit the Pope in Rome, where he will presumably try to solve the Great Schism over lunch.

An Australian family managed to save the life of a lizard they found at the bottom of their pool by performing CPR on it. The family revived the lizard by performing CPR for 30 minutes. That’s right: 30 minutes. Giving CPR. To a lizard. Man, I give up looking for the TV remote after 20 seconds.

Andrew Ferguson takes on the squishy science of micro-agressions:

Sophisticated, affluent people in the United States (SAPs) have been trained through years of education to respect whatever is presented to them as “science,” even if it’s not very good science, even if it’s not science at all. Their years of education have not trained them how to tell the difference. Sophisticated and affluent Americans, as a group, are pretty gullible.

So when their leaders in journalism, academia, and business announce a new truth of human nature, SAPs around the country are likely to embrace it. The idea of microaggressions is one of these. It was first popularized a decade ago, and now the pervasiveness of microaggressions in American life is taken as settled fact.

You can read the rest here. Your take?

A video surfaced Wednesday of a fistfight that broke out between passengers on a flight from Tokyo to Los Angeles. Great . . . First the airlines stop giving you a meal, then they charge you to check a bag, and now passengers have to physically assault themselves . . .

Republicans in the House on Thursday rushed through their new healthcare bill, dubbed Trumpcare (and yes, it may be the first time Trump and care have been used in the same sentence). Then they went out an 11 day recess so they could finally have time to read what was in the bill they just voted for.

I lean heavily libertarian these days (exception: abortion) so Obamacare’s mandates were not exactly my favorite things in the world. But this bill has some significant problems. What is your take on this?

UPDATE: My brother in Mesa put up a link to a new website will allow you to send your ashes to a GOP representative of your choice if Trumpcare kills you. You can even send a nice note with it.

So, this is a thing, now. An Argentinian man has declared that he is “trans-species”. 25-year-old Luis Padron has already spent £25,000 on plastic surgery as he wants to become a real-life elf.

‘I want to be an elf, an angel and a fantasy being, my aim is to look inhuman, ethereal, graceful and delicate.

‘I have my own beauty ideal and want to achieve that no matter what.

‘I want to have my ears cut to become pointy like an elves, my jaw to look more sharp like a diamond, a face-lift and an eye-lift to give my eyes a cat-like shape.

‘There’s also a surgery to make you taller and I will remove four of my ribs too, so that I can shape my waist to make it thinner.’

‘I consider myself trans-species, in the same way transgender people feel, I need to become how I feel inside, I don’t expect people to understand but I ask they respect it.

Luis Padron, 25, from Buenos Ares, Argentina, became obsessed with the world of elves, angels and fantasy beings after being bullied as a child
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…

McDonald’s is touting a new french fry-centric utensil — the “frork” — as part of a campaign to promote its new line of burgers. The chain says the utensil has an opening where people can insert some fries, which act as edible tines. You use the frork to pick up the drippings from the sandwiches. And they say America has lost its world leadership…

ME: “No way another company in 2017 will create something more utterly pointless than Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chips”.    MCDONALDS: “Here, hold my Frork…”

Speaking of ugly words: you’ve heard of glamping but what about champing? Church-camping, that is; spending the night in old churches that have been converted into living quarters. I’m not a fan. You?

Good old Jim Bakker is still on the air. You remember Jim, right? The gold faucets and air-conditioned doghouse? The Jessica Hahn affair? Five years in the pen for mail fraud? Well, his show these days has a very simple financial strategy: sell gullible people a lot of survivalist food and gear. But how do you convince people, even people who watch religious TV stations, to actually buy this crap? Answer: You play Chicken Little. The sky is falling, man!! How are you going to survive without $3,000 worth of “Time of Trouble Beans”?!? 

Admit it: You thought I was joking, didn’t ya?

But then your boy Trump gets elected, and you have a problem: how do you play the Chicken Little card when your guy is in charge of everything? Easy: you demonize Trump’s opponents and make them as scary as possible. Last week, Bakker hosted End Times author Joel Richardson and disgraced ex-FBI agent John Guandolo on his program to discuss recent protests against President Trump. Guandolo told the televangelist that left-wing demonstrators, including Black Lives Matter activists, are working hand-in-hand with “the jihadi movement, the terrorist movement,” and their protests “are planned and are funded by enemies of the United States.”

Richardson, not to be outdone, said that Satan himself has gotten involved in the protests. In fact he implied that to be against Trump is to be against God. He claimed that “the Lord is using this administration” and “it’s for that reason that the rage of Satan, this irrational rage of Satan, is so directed towards this man.” And: “It’s not against Donald Trump. On the outside, in the natural [world], it’s, ‘We hate Donald Trump,’ ‘We’re furious about this and we’re furious about that,’ but the scriptures say they gather and they plot ultimately against the Lord and against His anointed.”

Did Bakker rebuke Richardson for applying a Messianic prophecy (Psalm 2) to Donald Trump instead of Jesus Christ? Why, of course he did. And it you believe that, I have an air-conditioned doghouse to sell you.

By the way, just in case you’ve been missing the original Jim Bakker show, here is Tammy Faye organizing a dog wedding. Enjoy!

John Griffin of new Zealand had a problem. The 69-year-old suffers from atrial fibrillation [AF] – an irregular heartbeat which, if left untreated, could lead to a stroke. Last week, he felt his heart go out of rhythm, so he made his way to the local hospital and waited. And waited. And waited some more. Finally he had enough. He left the hospital, drove home, and placed his hands on his neighbor’s 8,000 volt electric fence. Says Griffin, “It was right as rain … It worked like a treat.” Doctors have warned against Griffin’s DIY method, labeling the practice “dangerous”.

This week’s photos are all of the same place: Devil’s Bridge in Germany’s Kromlauer Park. The bridge was was commissioned by a knight of Kromlau and completed in 1860. The rustic and natural-looking circle bridge was constructed using different types of stone with pointed rock spires that punctuate either end. It was specifically designed with the optical illusion in mind. Enjoy.

Bridge Photography

Bridge Photography

Circle Bridge

Circle Bridge

Bridge Photography

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That’s it for this week, friends. Have a great weekend.