One million is a very large number. Well, maybe not when it comes to the government and its debt ceiling. But it is a huge number to us at the iMonastery. We have had one million iMonks visit the abbey since this time last year. One million. That’s not “hits,” that’s not “page views.” One million visitors. That is certainly cause for fireworks.
We have become the place for iMonkies to gather because of the tireless efforts of several people. First of all, Chaplain Mike. Do you know how much he is paid to be editorial director of InternetMonk? The same as the chances of the Cincinnati Bengals winning the Super Bowl this year: zero. Chaplain Mike has a full-time job as a hospice chaplain, a job that is time consuming and emotionally draining. He then spends countless hours writing challenging and thoughtful essays, then selects artwork and formats them before scheduling them to run. Oh, and he also coaches his grandson’s baseball team.
Then there are our writers: Lisa Dye. Damaris Zehner. Martha of Ireland. Adam Palmer. Joe Spann. They were all hand-picked to write for us. I have worked with hundreds of writers, but never with any greater than this incredible group. You may write your appreciation of them by name in your comments if you like. You do like, don’t you?
And we all want to thank iMonk First Lady Denise Spencer for letting us continue what she and her late husband began more than a decade ago. I have to think that Michael is very happy to see us surpass the one million visitors in a year mark. Denise reads most every essay and comment from her home in the hills of Kentucky (when the wind is blowing in the right direction and they can get the internet down there). We want her to write more often—and we’re sure you would love that as well.
And let’s not forget Joe “the Plumber” Stallard who keeps this site up and running, and running well enough to support the large number of visitors we get.
Finally, our sincerest thanks to each one of you. We count it a great privilege to research and write for you. If you are a silent monk (you don’t comment), we encourage you to share your thoughts with us. If you are a frequent commenter, know that there is a chance we are praying for you by name. (Sometimes the writers get into a bit of a tussle over who gets to pray for whom.)
One million. The statistics reset on August 10. What say we aim for two million starting August 11?
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