Category Archives: Laugh or else
Archbishop Williams Loses His Mind
Church of England Archbishop Rowan Williams has clearly lost his mind. What he’s asking of churches is…..it’s…..well……… In these times when the church has the opportunity to show great film clips, debate homosexuality, have a kickin’ band and Comedy Central in the pulpit, Archbishop Rowan is suggesting….that….. I can’t say it. It’s simply unthinkable inContinue reading “Archbishop Williams Loses His Mind”
A Shocking Confession
I’m sorry to have to share this kind of personal information at my blog, but I just can’t help myself. Something terrible has happened. Denise, I’m sorry you have to read this, but I have to tell the truth. I can’t keep it in. Everything that’s happened is the fault of a woman; an evil,Continue reading “A Shocking Confession”
The Internet Monk Resolutions for 2009
Reading all these spiritual resolutions all day has made me feel so ashamed of myself. I need to set better goals. So I may be a little late, but here they are: The Internet Monk’s 2009 Resolutions. (In your face, Jonathan Edwards.) I hope they inspire you. 1. I really need to stop stubbing myContinue reading “The Internet Monk Resolutions for 2009”
Brandon Milan- I Think My Wife’s A Calvinist
The Kids Are All Right: Ten Gift Ideas For A Fundamentalist Young Person Near You
Reverend Billy says “Stop Shopping! Your consumerism is out of control!” And the iMonk says “Give that fundamentalist young person near you a Christmas to remember…..and their pastor a reason to blow a wicket.” (BTW, I don’t just mean any fundamentalist young person. I mean that young person who is stuck in a fundamentalist church,Continue reading “The Kids Are All Right: Ten Gift Ideas For A Fundamentalist Young Person Near You”
Open Thread: Who are Your Write-In Candidates for President and Vice-President?
OK frustrated voters. Let’s help each other out. Who will be your “write-in” candidates for the national ticket? I’m strongly tempted to write in Al Mohler for President and Ken Silva for VP. These two guys are predictable conservatives who know everything. Right behind them: T.D. Jakes and Paula White. They can get us outContinue reading “Open Thread: Who are Your Write-In Candidates for President and Vice-President?”
The IMonk on Steve Brown, Etc.
It’s my third go around on my favorite radio/podcast program. We talked about Halloween, the Election and House, M.D. If SBE isn’t on your itunes, you’re missing one of the best treats on the web. Thanks to Erik, Kathy and Steve for a great time.
Both Are True
On the study Bible front: The Hope for Today Bible—featuring notes and encouragement from pastor and author Joel Osteen and his wife, Victoria—is to be released in March by Free Press, an imprint of Simon & Schuster. Osteen—who wrote the best-sellers Your Best Life Now (FaithWords) and Become a Better You (Free Press)—pastors Lakewood ChurchContinue reading “Both Are True”
A Few Study Bibles Coming Out Later This Year
UPDATE: Looks like there’s more than I thought. Many in the Internetmonk.com audience may not know that the English Standard Version Study Bible is not the only Study Bible that’s been in the works,. Before Christmas, expect to see some of these study Bibles appearing on bookstore shelves and in cyber bookstalls near you. TheContinue reading “A Few Study Bibles Coming Out Later This Year”
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