Obviously. All the other commandments are cultural or contextual – but sexual sin relates to the soul…. You cannot have been in Evangelicalism long and not have heard something like that.
I wonder if any Taoists were offended by the prominent use of the YIn/Yang symbol in the video? Not to worry though because I don’t think there’s ever been a Taoist related terrorist incident ever reported.
What if you automatically have the payments applied to your credit card every month – but you die with an outstanding balance on the account? … so you haven’t ‘really’ paid it.
Give that question to a room full of Theologians and schism is almost certain – there will then be a Capitalist Reformed Church. Those who oppose the payment plans on earnest moral groups will leave an form a loose association of Independent Capitalist Churches of America.
I think it should be the JC Capitalist Church of Silly Walks — with, of course, silly walking encouraged as the foremost of spiritual gifts and a sign of God’s financial anointing on your life.
Sounds good to me. For the price of a good used car you can forget about all this striving and get on with your life. I wonder if they accept payments.
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Yeah, that and the poor will be all right.
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Obviously. All the other commandments are cultural or contextual – but sexual sin relates to the soul…. You cannot have been in Evangelicalism long and not have heard something like that.
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…your point?
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Still laughing! But… How truthful!!
Best part that you can ignore all the commandments except those that have to do with sex. LOL!!!!
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I wonder if any Taoists were offended by the prominent use of the YIn/Yang symbol in the video? Not to worry though because I don’t think there’s ever been a Taoist related terrorist incident ever reported.
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> I wonder if they accept payments.
What if you automatically have the payments applied to your credit card every month – but you die with an outstanding balance on the account? … so you haven’t ‘really’ paid it.
Give that question to a room full of Theologians and schism is almost certain – there will then be a Capitalist Reformed Church. Those who oppose the payment plans on earnest moral groups will leave an form a loose association of Independent Capitalist Churches of America.
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And you know it’s all true because — British accent!
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I think it should be the JC Capitalist Church of Silly Walks — with, of course, silly walking encouraged as the foremost of spiritual gifts and a sign of God’s financial anointing on your life.
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Sounds good to me. For the price of a good used car you can forget about all this striving and get on with your life. I wonder if they accept payments.
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If only more churches could be this self-aware and express there doctrine with as much clarity.
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