By Chaplain Mike
That wonderful old Christian satire magazine The Wittenberg Door used to have a regular feature called, “Truth Is Stranger than Fiction.” That would be an apt way to describe this story I came across today.
I couldn’t have made this up in a thousand years. And I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. No, come to think of it, hand me a Kleenex.
Here are the facts:
- A group in Colorado Springs (let us all pause and bow toward our new Mecca) wants to develop and produce a movie in a new genre that is apparently ripe for picking: a “Christian Sex Comedy.”
- Rich Praytor, co-producer and writer, is doing so because he admires the films of Judd Apatow so much. Apatow has graced us with such fine, thoughtful, edifying films such as “The 40 Year Old Virgin,” and “Knocked Up”—“secular” sex comedies.
Now he wants to (and I quote), “take something like that into the Christian arena.”
- His movie, “The Waiting Game,” tells the story of a man who remains a virgin until his wedding day then struggles with abstinence after his bride-to-be dumps him at the altar.
- The big laugh of the movie apparently comes when the disheartened guy states his intention to give up on staying pure, telling a friend in a restaurant, “I’m so frustrated. You know what? I’m just going to do what I want to do anyways. It’s not like it’s going to wind up on the front page of the newspaper,” So, guess who overhears their conversation and says, “Hey Buddy, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”? Drum roll, please. Ted Haggard. Ha! I’ll bet Ted’s former parishioners will be rolling in the aisles laughing.
- The tagline for the movie? “Abstinence never felt SO good.”
- A comment by the movie’s promoters on the site’s Facebook page says, “We are still raising the money for this movie, but we are aiming for release in 2012–right in the middle of political season! We hope for it to add to the debate on family values and encourage the faithful to stay true to the word. So please keep praying for us.”
(Sigh.) Really?
Of all the ways Christians might “engage the culture” (oh, how I hate that phrase!), this is the best we can do?
Millions of dollars are going to be spent on this. Has anyone done a Kingdom cost-benefit analysis?
Could any example be clearer that today’s believers are “of” the world, but not “in” the world?
Is there no one out there willing to stand up and say “no” to ideas like this?
Are we all prepared to take another punch in gut from the world for our immaturity, tackiness, and the tin ear we have toward the words of our own Bible: “Fix your thoughts on what is true, and honorable, and right, and pure, and lovely, and admirable. Think about things that are excellent and worthy of praise.”?
I’ll shut up now. By giving this movie a few moments of attention, I’ve done my part for the Evangelical-Political-Industrial complex today.
Pop culture is an insatiable beast, and it is swallowing American evangelicalism, one large bite at a time. I need to go listen to some Bach or something to try and make this bad dream go away.